In what could go down as one of the all-time best headlines I've ever seen on ESPN.com, Indian's minor league, Kazuhito Tadano, declares,Gay porn role a 'mistake'.

There were so many questions and reactions that come to mind upon reading this headline and I assure you that reading the article only further enhances the experience of said headline. Some of my favorites lines of the article:

"I was young, playing baseball, and going to college and my teammates and I needed money." - hmm....poor and in college. Sounds familiar to me. Only somehow I avoided the whole sucking d for money thing. What was I thinking?

"I'm not gay. I'd like to clear that fact up right now." - my personal favorite. Of course not Kazuhito. Of course not.

And from one of his new teammates, "This is the right team and the right organization for him." - Might the Cleveland Indians become the first homosexual friendly major league sports franchise?

For the record, Solotarian Views has not a problem with homosexuality. Actually, I have quite the opposite take although I kid a bit above. I only wish that people could just be true to who and what they are. If he came out and said he was gay, his career would be over. You know it. I know it. Jessica Simpson knows it.

The fact that no one has come out of the closet in any professional sport to date, while still playing, is completely absurd. I don't blame you, Mr. Tadano. Be you gay or not, I support you either way. I guess I just wish things didn't have to go down like this.