This number doesn't mean anything to you, but it brings me to tears just thinking about it. It happens every year. The one league that means everything to me is the league I struggle the most in. This year in the Bad Crap League (BCL), I'm 1-2-1 with a tie to moronic team that has yet to have a victory this season. Who ties in Fantasy Football? In my other two leagues, 3-1 and primed for absolute domination. I can't figure it out. I use the same draft strategies, the same player rankings, the same pens and highlighters. It kills me.

I thought this was the year. I got Ahman Green. I've always wanted Ahman Green on my team - he seemed so consistent, despite all the fumbles. I got Terrell Owens. Never had him either, but I was always jealous of that owner. I got Aaron Brooks. I knew he was going to be a star. I rounded out my starting lineup with Eric Moulds, Antowain Smith, TJones just in case and Shockey. I was all set. I drafted the best guy available each round and it worked. I even picked up Brady and Tim Brown in later rounds for insurance and we see what their doing.

This was easily my best draft. And it didn't stop there. Through the first 3 weeks, I was a free agent monster. I dropped Plaxico for Conway and McCardell for Thrash. I picked up Pittman and didn't panic when Green got hurt and drop someone for Rondell Mealey. I did this whole thing right, yet 1-2-1. 1-2 and frickin 1.



-Solo the Antagonist